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Well, I'll Be Doggone!

An architect, a doctor, and a lawyer, were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose could perform the most impressive feat.

"Okay, Vlad," ordered the architect, and Vlad trotted over to a table and in four minutes constructed a complete scale model of a Cathedral out of toothpicks. The architect slipped Vlad a treat, and everyone agreed that it was a pretty impressive performance.

"Hit it, Brody," commanded the doctor. Brody lost no time in performing an emergency Caesarean on a cow. Three minutes later the proud mother of a healthy little heifer was all sewn up and doing fine. Not bad, conceded the onlookers, and Brody got a treat from the doctor.

"Your turn, Blackie," said the lawyer. Blackie got up, screwed the other two dogs, took their treats, billed them for it, and then went to lunch.